EVERYONE in NYC has big pecs.
EVERYONE with body hair in prodigious amounts is a slut.
EVERYONE who is IN is bitter and amusing.
EVERYONE hates vegetables unless they came from a chic farmer’s market.
EVERYONE is filled with righteous anger.
EVERYONE is living in an attic in Nazi occupied Holland.
EVERYONE is blissfully happy.
EVERYONE is miserable and has to share.
EVERYONE knows better than you do.
Everyone knows better.



Ha so true. I just came back from visiting a friend in NYC and whoah, what a miserable place. Smelly, expensive, body fascist, no natural beauty to be found anywhere in the city, Central Park is not what I call wonderous by any means. I told my friend after two days, “were outta here” and we bailed to Cape May in NJ which was much nicer.
Now back in sunny Seattle, surrounded by mountains, water, and cool people, oh and the occasional 5 months of rain but i’ll take that anyday.
*roll eyes*